Ladies and gentlemen, I interrupt your post-Thanksgiving food comas to give you a Black Friday shopping alert that is sincerely one of the most fun things I’ve posted on this site in a really long time. Dreading those horrid shopping lines to get your hands on the best steals and deals for the holidays? I’ve got a suggestion: how about shirtless hot men helping you shop?
Oh yes, your prayers have been answered: Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister Co. have both returned to their sexy roots and have decided to bring the magic back to post-Thanksgiving shopping by staffing every single store for both chains (817 in all) with shirtless greeters that will be delighted to make your holidays even brighter. Starting tonight at midnight, November 25th, expect six-pack abs, dashing smiles and deep discounts on merchandise that will make your holiday shopping even happier.
I’d also suggest following these chains on Twitter (@abercrombie and @hollisterco) and their Facebook pages (see here and here, respectively) for descriptions of these amazing steals and deals. Those who give love on social media will receive love even faster. Just saying…
So, here’s your revised plan. Take a big disco nap, then put on a little more makeup than you normally would and head to Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister Co. first. That should take a couple of hours and you’ll be in a much better mood to handle the department store mobs that start at 4 am.
Enjoy, my people! ENJOY!